What Type of Drunk Are You According to Your Zodiac Sign

Aries - Sporty

A drunk Aries is always up for a challenge – especially a physical one. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself in the middle of an arm wrestle or push-up contest when Aries is around, even if it’s obvious you’ll beat them.


Taurus - Stealth Drunk

Just like with Capricorns, it may be hard to spot when a Taurus is drunk. They hate to look foolish, even when everyone else around them does, and will maintain a sober appearance to preserve their dignity.


Gemini - Loose Lipped

If you’ve told a Gemini a secret, be prepared for it to be revealed once they’ve had a few drinks. It’s not done out of malice – Geminis often bond with others through the sharing of information and ideas.


Cancer - Weepy

Alcohol brings out Cancer’s more sensitive side, the one that most people don’t get to see. This doesn’t mean that they’ll kill the vibe though, they can just as easily cry from joy as from sadness.


Leo - Dramatic

A Leo loves nothing more than being the center of attention, and after a few drinks, they don’t care whether it’s good or bad attention. On a good night, they’ll be killing it at karaoke, on a bad one they’ll be picking a fight.


Virgo - Bitchy

A Virgo’s organized nature means they see opportunities to improve things at every turn, including you. Unfortunately, after a few drinks, they become a little too honest, and this need to help can come out as criticism.


Libra - Loved Up

The classic drunk girl in the bathroom, a Libra will profess their love to anyone they meet on a night out. Whether it’s “I love your shoes” or “You’re my best friend,” Libra has warm words for everyone.


Scorpio - Seductive

A little alcohol will give a Scorpio the confidence they need to reveal the feeling they usually keep to themselves. Don’t be surprised to see a drunk Scorpio being completely unsubtle in their efforts to pick up a crush.


Sagittarius - Dancing

Natural-born party people, Sagittarians love nothing more than hitting the dance floor when things get loose. They’re not shy to pull out all the moves, even if they don’t necessarily have the skills to pull them off.


Capricorn - Sober

A Capricorn’s composed and professional nature somehow seems to stay with them even under the influence. Of all the star signs they’ll seem the soberest, but this doesn’t mean it’s alright for them to drive home.


Aquarius - Argumentative

Those born under the sign of Aquarius have great confidence in their ideas, which takes on a new form when they’ve had a few drinks. They’ll be ready to take a stand and shoot down anyone who dares to offer a differing opinion.


Pisces - High

If you come across a drunk Pisces, you could be forgiven for thinking they’ve partaken in something a little more illicit. Their intuition and empathy hit greater heights, and you’ll find them engaged in deep conversations.